I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
-- Emo Philips

Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were.
-- George E Bergman

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger