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Email to a friend   I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
-- Emo Philips
Email to a friend   Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were.
-- George E Bergman
Email to a friend   Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
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