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The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
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Leslie Nielsen |
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
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H. G. Wells (Bealby, 1915) |
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
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Anonymous |
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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Bob Hope |
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
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Billy Graham |
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Tim Allen |
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -- it's almost a law.
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H. G. Wells |
Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
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Arnold Daly |
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Mark Twain |
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
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Winston Churchill |
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