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Some Have Psychologists, Some Have Sportologists — I Smoke
-- Angel Cabrera
For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag...the pencil!
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-- Jim Murray
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
-- Ted Ray
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
-- Ed Furgol
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
-- Renee Hicks
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
-- Hank Aaron
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
-- Don Adams
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
-- Arnold Palmer
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
-- Gerald R. Ford
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