Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
-- Benjamin Franklin

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
-- Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen Getting Even, 'My Philosophy'

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
-- Issac Asimov

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
-- Albert Einstein

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
-- Mark Twain