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 [subsequently sacked over this remark]
David Beckham won't go to Newcastle after what the Toon Army did in Asia.
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Rodney Marsh |
Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
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George W. Bush |
I would like to spank director Spike Jonze.
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Meryl Streep (Meryl misreads a faxed acceptance speech at the 2003 Baftas) |
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should buy a plane ticket and go somewhere hot like the Caribbean where they can eat free fish all day.
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Lady Victoria Hervey (reportedly overheard remark) |
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
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Christina Aguilera |
Interviewer: 'Can you name the President of Chechnya?'
Bush: 'No. Can you?'
Interviewer: 'Prime Minister of India?'
Bush: 'Er...The new Prime Minister of India is...er...No.'
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Bush: 'The new Pakistani General, he's just been elected...He appears he'll bring stability to the country.'
Interviewer: 'And can you name him?'
Bush: 'General, I can Name the General.'
Interviewer: 'And it's...?'
Bush: 'General'
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George W. Bush |
Do you still throw spears at each other?
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Prince Philip (on meeting Aborigines in Australia) |
Isn't Halle Berry the most beautiful woman? I have a film I'd like to be in her with. I mean, I'd like to be with her in.
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Ewan McGregor (As spoken to an interviewer at the 2002 Golden Globe Awards) |
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
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Samuel Goldwyn |
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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Prince Philip (as spoken at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting) |
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