This week Secretary of State Colin Powell admitted that there is no direct link between Saddam Hussein and al Qaida. So let that be a warning, world leaders. If you have no direct link to al-Qaida, we will get you.

When asked to comment on the fires ravaging his state, Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger said 'These fires are fantastic. I promise the people of California that my term will be non-stop action and excitement — keep it coming, we're gonna have earthquakes and monsoons, we are gonna make California the number one action state in the country.