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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes |
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(b. 1958) - One of the largest selling comedy-recording artists in history. Visit Jeff's Official Site
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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