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 And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said, 'Do you earn a living doing that?'. He said, 'Yes, this my livelihood'.
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Tommy Cooper |
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? One hundred. One to change the bulb, and ninety-nine to say, "I could have done that."
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Norm Crosby |
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
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Henry Youngman |
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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Les Dawson |
What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
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Ian Hay (The Housemaster - 1938) |
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