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 He and I were friends when he was little. I watched him grow up, but, you know, you dangle a baby over a balcony and that's it for me.
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Cher (on Singer Michael Jackson, quoted in Time, Dec 2002) |
Friends are God's apology for relatives.
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Hugh Kingsmill |
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts) Saturday Night Live |
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
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Fr. Jerome Cummings |
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live) |
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