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 I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy!
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Tommy Cooper |
Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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Billy Connolly |
Most vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussels sprouts never do.
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P. J. ORourke (The Bachelor Home Companion) |
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Spike Milligan |
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
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John Mortimer |
A five-pound box of chocolates
is a very nice surprise.
But will you love me, darling,
when they end up on my thighs?
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Helen Ksypka (Copyright © Helen Ksypka) |
I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. Now I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
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George Bush |
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people.
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Orson Welles |
Never trust a thin chef.
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Anonymous |
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
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Raymond Blanc |
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