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Email to a friend   I felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through.
-- Glen Quagmire
Email to a friend   The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?
-- Peter Griffin
Email to a friend   Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.
-- Peter Griffin
Email to a friend   Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.
-- Peter Griffin
Email to a friend   Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
-- Peter Griffin
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