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Family quotes |
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 When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.
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Roseanne Barr |
I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Erma Bombeck |
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'
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Dean Martin |
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
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Bob Hope |
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
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Claudette Colbert |
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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W.C. Fields |
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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George Bernard Shaw |
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