The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
-- Alice Cooper

You know, in China they say, 'The thinner the chopsticks, the higher the social status.' Of course, I got the thinnest I could find.....that's why people hate me.
-- Martha Stewart

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
-- Sam Ewing (quoted in Readers Digest, 1991)

To get on TV these days you need to be a young, attractive, lively thing who looks good in front of the camera - never mind if you can't string a proper sentence together.
-- Barry Norman

I've never been so excited to have people walk all over me for the rest of my life.
-- Nicole Kidman (on receiving her Walk of Fame star)

When one door closes another one falls on top of you.
-- Angus Deayton

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
-- Walter Winchell

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
-- Jay Leno

An airport customs inspector once recognised me from Trainspotting and strip searched me looking for drugs.
-- Ewan McGregor

A lot of people think that I'm a Michael Jackson impersonator.
-- Michael Jackson