The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
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Alice Cooper
You know, in China they say, 'The thinner the chopsticks, the higher the social status.' Of course, I got the thinnest I could find.....that's why people hate me.
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Martha Stewart
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
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Sam Ewing (quoted in Readers Digest, 1991)
To get on TV these days you need to be a young, attractive, lively thing who looks good in front of the camera - never mind if you can't string a proper sentence together.
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Barry Norman
I've never been so excited to have people walk all over me for the rest of my life.
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Nicole Kidman (on receiving her Walk of Fame star)
When one door closes another one falls on top of you.
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Angus Deayton
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
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Walter Winchell
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
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Jay Leno
An airport customs inspector once recognised me from Trainspotting and strip searched me looking for drugs.
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Ewan McGregor
A lot of people think that I'm a Michael Jackson impersonator.
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Michael Jackson
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