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(1920 - 2001) - American writer, humorist

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Email to a friend   The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
-- (Mar 1999, The Sun)
Email to a friend   In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
-- (June 1994, National Enquirer)
Email to a friend   VACATION: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Email to a friend   Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Email to a friend   Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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