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Email to a friend   The only exercise I get is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.
-- Peter OToole
Email to a friend   I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
-- Anthony Hopkins
Email to a friend   I exercise every morning without fail. One eyelid goes up and the other follows.
-- Pete Postlethwaite
Email to a friend   Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes.
-- Robert Maynard Hutchins
Email to a friend   I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.
-- Joan Rivers
Email to a friend   I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.
-- Colin Farrell (July 2002, InStyle Magazine)
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