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| Rodney Dangerfield Quotes |
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| (b. 1921) - American comedian and actor. Visit his Site |
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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