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(1934 - 1993) - English comedian, tv host of Blankety Blank.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
I don't have to do this for a living, I just do it for the luxuries like bread and shoes.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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