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(b. 1927) - English comedian, actor.
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My Dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby he said, 'Is this a joke?'
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Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
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I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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