Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack. It’s called Not Poodle.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
-- (on filming in Siberia, Mail On Sunday, 8 Dec 2002)

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs...like custom officers.