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 The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.
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Paul O'Grady |
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.
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Ben Bergor |
Congratulations to Billy Joel, married over the weekend. His wife is 23 years old. I heard he had his wife screaming on the wedding night. It’s not what you think, she was a passenger in the car when he was driving.
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Jay Leno |
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Sam Levenson |
I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?
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Sharon Stone |
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy |
Until you've learned to drive, you've never really learned how to swear.
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Robert Paul |
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