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Email to a friend   I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
-- Noel Coward
Email to a friend   Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry
Email to a friend   I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-- W.C. Fields
Email to a friend   I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
-- Robert Benchley
Email to a friend   The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.
-- Arthur Lewis
Email to a friend   I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
-- George Best
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