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Drink quotes |
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 Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
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W.C. Fields |
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Henry Youngman |
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!') |
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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George Burns |
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
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G. K. Chesterton |
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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George Carlin |
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Ernest Hemingway |
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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W.C. Fields |
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Frank Sinatra |
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