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Email to a friend   Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
-- George Burns
Email to a friend   I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
-- Brendan Behan
Email to a friend   I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
-- Robert Downey Junior
Email to a friend   I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant
Email to a friend   I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
-- George Best (on a blood transfusion for his liver transplant, not on his Drinking)
Email to a friend   A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
-- W.C. Fields
Email to a friend   I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
-- George Gobel
Email to a friend   You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
Email to a friend   Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella
Email to a friend   A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
-- Edward Abbey
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