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Email to a friend   A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts.
-- Frank Skinner
Email to a friend   You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!
-- Dave Barry
Email to a friend   They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
-- Larry Reeb
Email to a friend   Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.
-- Unknown
Email to a friend   Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy
Email to a friend   You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-- Dave Barry
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