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 I have a dog that's half pitbull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a viscious gossip.
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Craig Shoemaker |
According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
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Jay Leno |
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
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Jerry Seinfeld |
I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.
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Chic Murray |
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
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Stephen Wright |
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
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Steven Wright |
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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August Strindberg A Madmans Diary (1895) |
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's another thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
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Jeff Stilson |
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
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Jimi Celeste |
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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Jay Leno |
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