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The phone went in the house and I answered it and this voice said, 'Hello, how would you like a dirty weekend in Paris?' And then there was a silence and the voice said, 'I'm sorry. Have I shocked you?' And I said, 'God no - I was just packing'.
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Helen Lederer |
What's with squeegee kids? I mean, they don't really wash the windshield, do they? They simply redistribute the dirt.
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Ken Scott |
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