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Email to a friend   There is definitely life after oat bran. All our nation has to show after years of that is diarrhea.
-- Julia Child
Email to a friend   I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
-- Totie Fields
Email to a friend   A diet is a system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.
-- Totie Fields
Email to a friend   I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
-- Billy Connolly
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