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Email to a friend   'It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys.'
Did you ever smell a barrel of monkeys?!

-- Steve Bluestein
Email to a friend   I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
-- Steven Wright
Email to a friend   Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

-- Robert Schimmel
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