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 Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
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Somerset Maugham |
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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Proverb |
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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Johnny Carson |
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
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Patrick Moore |
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
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George Burns |
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
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Aldous Huxley |
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Mark Twain |
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Winston Churchill |
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