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 My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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Chic Murray |
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
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Ronnie Shakes |
I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
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Billy Bob Thornton |
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen |
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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Mark Twain (New York Journal, June 1897) |
The man that runs away lives to die another day.
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A. E. Housman (A Shropshire Lad, 1896) |
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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Sam Levenson |
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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Jack Benny |
Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Terry Pratchett (Strata, 1981) |
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
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Jimi Hendrix |
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