A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

I don't really care what he [Michael Jackson] does to his face. He can just erase it as far as I'm concerned.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it.

He and I were friends when he was little. I watched him grow up, but, you know, you dangle a baby over a balcony and that's it for me.
-- (on Singer Michael Jackson, quoted in Time, Dec 2002)