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 A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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Dennis Miller |
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."
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Tommy Cooper |
Cops pick on me. I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.
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Paula Poundstone |
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