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 Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
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Sam Ewing |
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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Milton Berle |
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
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Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984) |
It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.
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Al Pacino (Pacino on Digitized Actors/Celebrities - About.com Interview, Simone Premier, 2002) |
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
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Robert Paul |
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
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Robert Paul |
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
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Edsgar Dijkstra |
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
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Edsgar Dijkstra |
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
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Thomas Watson |
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
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Robert Paul |
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