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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
-- Woody Allen
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
-- Unknown
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