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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
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Nancy Mitford |
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Phyllis Diller |
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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W.C. Fields |
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
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Fyodor Dostoyevski |
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
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Clarence Darrow |
Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes |
You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...
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Johnnie Casson |
A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
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Charles Dickens |
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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Jack Benny |
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Bill Cosby |
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