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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Bill Cosby |
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
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Ray Romano |
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
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Ralph Bus |
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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Roseanne Barr |
I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
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Dean Martin |
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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Ernest Hemingway |
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for
sex.
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Bill Maher |
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
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Henry Fielding (Tom Jones, 1749) |
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
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Quentin Crisp |
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
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Benjamin Spock |
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