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| Roseanne Barr Quotes |
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(b. 1952) - American comedian, actress.
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.
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(New Yorker, Feb 26 1996)
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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
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When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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