AmusingQuotes.com
Search Quotes:      Home  - New Quotes
Roseanne Barr Quotes Pages: 1
(b. 1952) - American comedian, actress.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.
-- (New Yorker, Feb 26 1996)
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Email this page of Roseanne Barr quotes to a friend.
By Subjects
A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
By Authors
A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
Privacy :: Copyright & Disclaimer Funny Quotes © 2002-04