I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bull$hit.

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
-- (on writing his Memoirs)

Humor is just another defense against the universe.