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(b. 1957) - English comedienne, actress.
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They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can...if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.
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Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
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How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
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British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
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