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| Jack Benny Quotes |
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(1894 - 1974) - American actor, comedian, performer.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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