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(1896 - 1996) - American actor, writer, Oscar winner.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
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(Just you and me Kid, 1979)
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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