I hear their going to battle alchoholism with LSD. That'll put a new perspective on tramps: 'Any spare change mate, I've got a unicorn to feed.'

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.