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Erma Bombeck Quotes |
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(1927 - 1996) - American author, humorist.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up.
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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