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| Elayne Boosler Quotes |
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(b. 1952) - American comedienne. Visit Elayne's Site
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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
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