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 Your services might be as useful as a barber’s shop on the steps of a guillotine.
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Rowan Atkinson |
[To a whore]
Blackadder: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
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Rowan Atkinson |
I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of the day loafing about in Paris drinking gallons of champagne and having dozens of moist, pink, highly experienced French peasant girls galloping up and down my - hang on...
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Rowan Atkinson |
Flashheart: Treat your kite like you treat your woman... Get inside her five times a day and take her to Heaven and back.
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Rik Mayall |
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
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Rowan Atkinson |
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.
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Rowan Atkinson |
[On Charlie Chaplin]
I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.
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Rowan Atkinson (Black Adder goes Forth, Ep 3) |
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