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| Birthday Quotes |
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 Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'
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Steven Wright |
No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.
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Jerry Dennis |
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
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Bobby Kelton |
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
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Johnny Carson |
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Unknown |
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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John Glenn |
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ' Happy Birthday .'
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Steven Wright |
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