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Bill Bryson Quotes |
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(b. 1951) - American travel writer.
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Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven.
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(Neither Here Nor There, 1991)
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Here are instructions for being a pigeon:
1. Walk around aimlessly for a while, pecking at cigarette butts and other inappropriate items.
2. Take fright at someone walking along the platform and fly off to a girder.
3. Have a shit.
4. Repeat.
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(Notes from a Small Island, 1995)
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Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.
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(The Lost Continent)
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We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
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(Neither Here Nor There, 1991)
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