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Email to a friend   American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water!
-- Eric Idle
Email to a friend   Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
-- Jerry Seinfield
Email to a friend   Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Email to a friend   You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
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