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 Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent
pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
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Bill Gates is just a monocle and a persian cat away from being a villian in a James Bond movie.
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
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Never trust a thin chef.
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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
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(as quoted by Arnold Bax in Farewell My Youth - 1943)
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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