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 I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
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[Sportscaster Frank talking]
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
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[Announcement on Easyjet plane]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold onto your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool.
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After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.
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I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.
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When was the last time you saw an Iraqi in a f***ing helicopter?
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(UK pilot after US marines fired on his Chinook Helicopter)
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a
cardboard box whilst a draft dodger lives in the White House.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
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